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hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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sixpenceee:

Tim Burton Inspired Pokemon Drawing by Vaughn Pinpin (More Images)

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anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

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— 7 hours ago with 364609 notes

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

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carleecochina:

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

Woah what the

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livingtombstone:

micthemicrophone:

micthemicrophone:

The amount of not sorry I am is un-fucking-fathomable. Original post is here.

It finally broke 100k. ;A; *celebrates*

congrats! you are now part of Tumblr history, how do you feeeeeeel?

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— 1 day ago with 106373 notes

katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

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lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1 (part 2)

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sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

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